Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Is It Sexy Time Already : Wearable Animal Tails
Oh man, I used to have a buttplug with rainbow streamers coming out the end that made me look like a unicorn. I think my roommate stole it when he moved. You"ve probably already known about these forever because you"re some kind of animal role-player in the bedroom, but you know what? I don"t want to know about that. I"m kidding, of course I do. So give me the details -was your lady like, swinging from the bedposts like a chimp? Hang from the ceiling like a bat? Maybe a little leap-frog action? No? It was more like a elephant boning a giraffe? You two ARE a weird looking couple. These arewearable animal tails fromKigu. Obviously, I want/need the lizard and dino ones. Is there anything sexier than a lady wearing a dino tail? SPOILER: Yes, a dinosaur wearing a dino tail. Double the pleasure, double the fun, if you know what I mean. "What DO you mean?" Man, I wishI had two penises.
Posted by Andrew at 4:07 AM